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1. (Ed Hardy) (1140↑, 205↓)
A douchebag brand NOT worn by hipsters. Ed Hardy consists of ridiculously low quality garments at a hideously jacked up price. No, people aren't jealous of Ed Hardy wearing Douchebags, they actually have better taste. The average person who wears Ed Hardy probably thinks he's "hardcore" and the girls who wear them are Trendwhores. If you have an Ed Hardy shirt, True Religion Jeans or Rock and Republic or Juicy Couture, guess what? You are a douche. Please log off earth. Please consider respectable clothing by WeSC, APC, and Nudie. They are around the same price range but don't scream douchebag, AND won't rip up in about a week.

Trendwhore: "Omg\! Ashlee I totally like got this ed hardy purse to match my juicy shirt and true religions\! I'm gonna totally like match this to my uggs\!" Douche: "Bro your Fauxhawk and Ed Hardy shirt are SICK\! Lets spray ourselves with axe and hit up melrose\!"

Author: Antwuan McDisco http://ed-hardy.urbanup.com/3957411
2. (ED HARDY) (912↑, 322↓)
A tragically hip LA Based clothing brand.The brand started the new wave of urban hipster fashion along with [CHROME HEARTS],AFFLICTION,[JUICY]...etc.Has come to signify an ability to overpay for loudly colored clothing.Has become a status signifier amongst BMER/BENZ driving club kids who still live at home.Cougar [MILFS] can be seen wearing it on bonding trips to the mall with their sociopath offspring. The preferred clothing of the DOUCHEBAG GENERATION.

NEWPORT BEACH/UCI HOTTIE:"My mom's in Aspen...but she just leased me this new C-CLASS-and left me the Amex for some shopping." MUSCULAR TATTED OUT ACTOR WANNABE LOSER BOYFRIEND WITH HIDEOUSLY SPIKED HAIR:"Kewl\! let's go down on Melrose. I need a new ED HARDY tee."

3. (Ed Hardy) (528↑, 216↓)
The ugliest clothing line, EVER. It's an overly expensive brand that features stupid logos like skulls, snakes, and hearts (fucking gothic). I don't give a fuck how expensive the clothes are - you look like a douchebag.

GothicBoy - Hey, where did you get your hoody? Hot Topic? Wannabe - No\! It's Ed Hardy. I got it online for $175\! That's not including 1 day shipping\!

4. (Ed hardy) (413↑, 125↓)
1. A brand of clothing worn solely by douche bags. 2. A determining factor that tells an individual which club to stay in and which to leave. 3. A clothing line that says: "Sparkly tigers, and multiple colors are not gay\!" and "These jeans with this heart on them are not queer\!" 4. A way to tell other men to punch you In the face, kick you in the crotch, and leave you on the side of the road to die. 5. A means of repelling women. 6. Rage inducing symbols and designs, meant to inspire people to become serial killers. 7. Clothing that must have the name displayed on them so that you know the person wearing them is looking for gay sex. 8. A way for all douche bags all over the world to say "I'm an individual."

Jennifer: "How good is this club?" Jessica: "there are tons of guys in there wearing Ed hardy." Jennifer: "that’s it were leaving, I'm never going to come here again." Roger: "Hey baby, check out my cool Ed hardy shirt\!" Jane: "DIE\!" (proceeds to kick him in the nuts until every bone in her foot shatters.)

Author: thesuperdudeman http://ed-hardy.urbanup.com/4064211
5. (ed hardy) (502↑, 285↓)
An incredibly stupid and overpriced (think [Hot Topic] but even more stupid and over-priced than that) clothing brand worn by hipsters and "starving artists" in Hollywood. The brand is known for it's idiotic and faux hard core "tattoo-print" t-shirts and fucking trucker hats. [Ashley Tisdale] is a fan, so that should give you some clues as to how credible it is.

Soon-to-be-hipster: I know\! Instead of spending my money on some good quality clothes, how about I throw down two hundred dollars for that tacky sweater over at Ed Hardy's?

6. (Ed hardy) (235↑, 31↓)
A wanky, chavvy, poor quality, overpriced AND hideous clothing line worn by wannabe gangstas and 'trendy' dickheads. It manages to rinse out your wallet for a stupid trucker hat which makes you look like a reject from your local skate park and decrease your popularity with the opposite sex at the same time. A phrase often used by the twats trying to defend it is 'dont diss it because you cant afford it'. Well, you live in a council house and i am writing this on my iphone. So shut your face.

Cock: lets go shopping and buy some ed hardy shit\!\!\! Sensible person: um, dont you think its only worn by wankers though? Cock: OH EM GEE i cannot believe you just said that\! Dont diss it because you cant afford it\! Sensible person: i rest my case.

7. (Ed Hardy) (157↑, 34↓)
A clothing line designed by a 'designer' by the name of Christian Audiger. Most often featuring pictures of skulls and flowers sometimes with crystals or sequins sewn onto the shirts so one can look like a disco ball florist. You can often see fat girls wearing ed hardy or a jacked up broski wearing it often with a fat girl on his arm along with his tribal tattoo. In the past these people wore a brand known as 'Von Dutch', which at the time they felt was just as cool. These people believe it is fashionable because it is 'more expensive' than other brands but don't be fooled, if you live in a trailer park you too can afford an Ed Hardy T-shirt. The same Ed Hardy tshirts found in 'fashion' outlets can be found at T.J Maxx for 10$. There is no hope for people who wear Ed Hardy. They will tell you 'not to bash Ed Hardy just because you can't afford it', though you can, you just have better style and you don't want to pay money to look like a douchebag. This does not get through to these people, so you should not bother arguing with them but instead tell them the fake diamonds on their hat really bring out the blue in their eyes. Also see: Dom Rebel, Affliction and Tapout

Hardy-on: I got no style, I got no class, I wear Ed Hardy and I get no ass\!

8. (Ed Hardy) (64↑, 27↓)
A ridiculously overpriced and tacky brand of designer clothing. People who sport this brand can be bros trying to dress up, or guidos taking a break from the sweatsuit. The people who wear this brand generally go to clubs and try to pick up on girls, who tell them to fuck off, because they are not interested in men who are A.) homosexual, or B.) Insecure and obviously not very fashionable. These clothes are predominately west coast, because if you moved to New York, people know how to spend their money and buy such brands as Armani, or Burberry. The worst thing about an ed hardy tee (besides the wearer) are the cliche images and phrases like "love kills" and skulls with snakes. Oh yeah, what happened to the shoe laces?

Jared: that guys wearing ed hardy Ben:lets beat his ass for fun.

9. (Ed Hardy) (43↑, 14↓)
A brand of overpriced clothing which teenagers from ages 13 up to 20+ buy simply because it is overpriced and sparkly. Ed Hardy is famous for making it obvious to spot douchebags, wannabees, wiggers, semi-rich middle class who believe they are super rich because they wear it, etc. Go onto facebook, nexopia or myspace and chances are - you'll spot a few lowlife teenagers taking mirror pictures with their middle fingers up and ED HARDY on. Ed Hardy makes them feel as if they are walking through a fashion show...a tacky fashion show but a fashion show nonetheless.

1. "Oh my god, girl, did you see that Ed Hardy sweater on sale for $100? I HAVE to buy it so everyone thinks I'm wealthy and fashionable." 2. "That guy in the Ed Hardy sweater-" "Douche."

10. (Ed Hardy) (17↑, 10↓)
A fashion label created by a guy who actually has some legitimate background in the design world. If you can score it on close-out, it might be an OK deal. But unfortunately, most of the time it is overpriced, and worn by douchebags who are just trying to make themselves look more interesting than they really are.

I'm just a white-collar office worker from the suburbs, so when I go out after work, I need to ramp it up a notch by wearing clothes like Ed Hardy so I can look street-wise and hip. Gotta wear a beanie too, even if it's 80 degrees out and it makes me look like a homeless person.

Author: And it's like that. http://ed-hardy.urbanup.com/5098143
11. (Ed Hardy) (6↑, 2↓)
A fashion line that doesn't have shit to do with hipsters. Ed Hardy clothes are worn almost exclusively by college [frat boy] douchebags, [Guidos], and other steroid addicted muscle heads who think they are the shit, hardcore and Ed Hardy supposedly reflects this for them. Also worn by the over-tanned girlfriends of douchebags. No one in their right mine but scumbags and [douchebags] would wear Ed Hardy, since it's the tackiest thing to come along in 'fashion' since [Bape]

Pauly and Vinny wear Ed Hardy because they're pure assholes.

Author: NontendoDeezNuts http://ed-hardy.urbanup.com/6139426
12. (Ed Hardy) (15↑, 11↓)
The Most terrible and trashiest clothing of all time?Its over priced,and hideous\!\!I mean who would spend50.00$- 100.00$ on a t-shirt,hoodie,pants,leggings purse or hat?I mean the only reason why people wear Ed Hardy is because it's expensive\!\! No people are not jealous of people who wear Ed Hardy,they actually have better taste and more sense then to waste their money on Terrible designer clothes\!\!Most of the time a person who wears Ed Hardy,probably thinks their all that or better than everyone else\!\!people who wear ed hard are mostly douchebags,bitches or trendwhores\!\!\!

Sara:Did you see that guy and girl wearing Ed hardy? Haley:Yea,Ed Hardy is so overrated\!\!

13. (Ed Hardy) (13↑, 27↓)
Rhode Island slang for crack cocaine, due to the fact the crack is the HARDened form of cocaine.

"Any Ed Hardy around?" "No, but theres some of that white chick."

14. (ed hardy) (84↑, 235↓)
a punk clothing brand where a hat is $160 and a sweater is $195

lynn: holyyyy cow this ed hardy hat is $160 jen: i know wtff lynn: THIS HAT IS 160 DOLLARS jen: ya lynn: THIS HAT IS 100 AND 60 FREAKING DOLLARS jen: i know i heard you the first time. lynn: lets buy it =]

15. (ed hardy) (176↑, 403↓)
Ed Hardy is a clothing brand created by Christian Audigier. The name was based off of Don Ed Hardy who is known as the the godfather of modern tattoo. Christian Audigier has brought tattoo design to clothes with this brand. The shirts typically have a unique design on them. The jeans and pants have random designs on the back pockets or upper thigh. Ed Hardy is one of the brands owned by Christian Audigier. The brands of his include Crystal Rock, Christian Audigier, Smer, Paco Chicano, C-bar-A and of course, Ed Hardy. To those bashers, chill. If you don't like the brand what is the point in bashing it? If you think it's overpriced the solution is simple, look online for cheaper prices or just don't buy the clothes. Don't whine and complain because you can't afford them, that helps nobody and makes you look really pathetic.

Girl 1: I want to get that Ed Hardy shirt. Girl 2: Which one? The yellow 'koi' tee? Girl 1: Yeah.

16. (Ed Hardy) (51↑, 291↓)
A clothing brand inspired by Don Ed Hardy's tattoo work, and made into a designer brand by Christian Audigier. For the people who say that people are "trendwhores" for wearing Ed Hardy; don't bash the people who can afford nice clothes, when you're stuck with the Wal-Mart brand. Since when is having money a reason to bash people? And, since when is liking a certain STYLE OF CLOTHING a reason to make people feel bad? If you don't like the style, do the rest of the sane people in the world a favor and keep your mouth shut. Get off your mom's computer and go do something outside instead of talking trash about a clothing brand you can't afford.

Girl: Ed Hardy is great. I love the designs. Idiot: OMG\! You trendwhore\! Girl: Um. Okay.

17. (ed hardy) (89↑, 350↓)
an amazing west coast brand that is ridiculously in style, but is quite expensive. tshirt = at least $62

wow where did u get ur ed hardy shirt i saw them on run's house\!

18. (Ed Hardy) (193↑, 461↓)
An extremely fashionable but expensive brand produced by designer Christian Audigier. The designs embroidering each garment are based on the tattoo art of Don Ed Hardy - hence the brand name. Said designs tend to be comprised of skulls, tigers, snakes, dragons, and various other tattoo subjects. Ed Hardy is a punk-like yet very fun brand to wear, if you can afford it. If you can't, please, do try to restrain your jealousy of those who can. No one who wears this brand should have to apologize for enjoying a particular style. It's just another retarded stereotype against people who happen to like designer clothing. There is nothing wrong with being fashionable - if Ed Hardy isn't your type, get over it, quit shunning the brand for being trendy, and let people wear what they like. What is so astoundingly difficult about accepting the fact that everyone has different tastes in clothing?

Jenny: "I finally saved up enough money for that Ed Hardy tiger shirt\!" Tim: "EWW U LYK ED HARDYY U MUST B A STUCKUP BETCH OLOLOLZ" Jenny: "I like it for its cool design...not because it's 'in'..." Tim: "pffffffft snob"

19. (ed hardy) (42↑, 316↓)
An amazing designer clothing brand by Christian Audigier. Based on tattoo artist legend, Don Ed Hardy. This is an extremely creative and unique, but expensive clothing brand. Many people hate on this because they are jealous and they cant afford these clothes or because they have no sense of fashion/style at all.

that ed hardy jacket looks so bomb

Author: guccilouispradaexcuseme http://ed-hardy.urbanup.com/4166895
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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